The Swipe
Your handy daily marketing swipe file.
Tuna turtles, alphabet chicken, and fridge gold.
Moms, missed flights, and emotional baggage—literally.
From hot sauce hookups to LEGO landmines.
Bad reviews, big watches, and fizz with no cap.
AI jokes, sore legs, and mouse-powered dreams.
Blame Brian, dodge hurdles, and sit (respectfully).
Soundless fizz, flawless pandas, and copycat chicken.
No caps, pink fur, and one drooling sleep champ.
Bees on wings, trashy cars, and a serotonin snack.
Pepsi goes spooky, WWF goes serious, and Beava goes cheeky.
Fizzy sounds, mushroom highs, and a gravity-rebelling pour.
Einstein, Paris math, and a gold wallet with no shame.
